Halfway Home Hoe

Also known as a Foster Girlfriend. A halfway home hoe is a less committed foster girlfriend who is there for the sex, “dates”, and other main hoe duties without ever securing the main hoe spot. Once the person they are talking to find their “Main Hoe” the Halfway Home Hoe is forgotten.

Girl 1: I don’t know Jess, we were so tight and vibing and then it just kind off ended. Now he has a new bitch. I’m confused.

Girl 2: Bitch you were a Halfway Home Hoe. Get used to it

Bring the bank home

when you earn a large sum of money.
original origin unknown.

Gad: Dude, I just sold my Nintendo DS and all of my games for $200!
Dag: Wow, you sure know how to bring the bank home!
(Alternative) Wow, you sure brought the bank home!

Please go home

Please go home
To her loving arms
Please go home
She will keep you warm

Please go home
It hurts me so much when I see you like this
Please go home
I care about you much more than my selfishness

Please go home
and let yourself feel at peace
Please go home
and live a life with guilty-free

Please go home
to have laughter and smile every nights
to put children into sleep and spend time with your wife.

Please go home
to prepared hot meals.
Please go home..
to someone who can take good care of you..

I will always miss you.
I will always think of you.
I will never forget how you made me feel.
I will never. I promise you.

So please go home
to opened-door of forgiveness
So please go home
to full of understandings and selflessness

So please go home
to pour your heart out and love

Love her more
Love her dearest
Slowly your heart will once again be filled with joy and happiness
You will soon forget me, the stubborn-silly-foolish-me.

Please go home.
I care so much. I can't see you like this.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 11, 2022

home of the sexual(s)

Alternate way of saying "homosexual." It means you are homosexual and you should go to the place where they all reside.

You belong in the home of the sexual(s).

Home Improvement Sunday

The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.

Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.

The Home Run Trot

This is when you successfully go from titty fuck, face, puss, to ass in order (rounding all four bases) then slowly trot through her house much like a baseball player rounds the bases after a home run. Most importantly, you have to high five and ass slap everyone you see along the way.

Hey Gary, after the game ended last night on a walk off homer I gave this ugly bitch at the bar The Home Run Trot. Her mom was a little surprised when I woke her up off the couch but I got the high five from her then she made me breakfast!

home button ghost

n. A ghost that lives in every iPhone. The ghost is haunting you when you click the iPhone home button once and it clicks twice instead, opening the multitasking bar

(shows friend multitasking bar) Dude, look, there's a home button ghost in this thing!