old brooklyn lantern

Performing a sexual act with a Mag Lite Normal in the Anus, sometimes in the vagina. The light side should be on the outside so the light can be flashed around the room.

Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.

After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!

Good old days

Remembering the best time of your life

Boy #1: Hey remember Minecraft

Boy #2: oh yeah the good old days

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Old Spice Guy

A legendary creature who's swan dive is magestic and his mating call is the snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.

This man sprinted the summit of mount Fuji with both his ankles snared in Bear traps,

but before that,

He wheelied his motor cycle for 10,000 consecutive kilometers on his way to mount Fuji,

but before that,

He ripped off the metal siding on his house the night before and used it to forge the motorcycle with his bare hands...while he was asleep.

Dude! Old Spice Guy's voice is like liquid manliness flowing

through my eardrums.

Person: Sir, the Old Spice Guy is calling from his Jet pilot submarine station...inside a whale.

Chuck Norris: I'm scared.

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9 year old

PewDiePie subscriber.

A: You watch Pewds too?

B: yh
A: 9 year old army

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Old simpson place

A term for farms that have a a soil PH of 9.6 when they need a 7-8 max.

Heh! You're not gonna grow nothing on the Old Simpson Place! That's why ya daddy abandoned it!

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settle old scores

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.

This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.