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Girls who you'll always see at parties with low slung tank tops, vacant expressions, and cigarettes drooping out of their ever glum visages.
Usually have no future, definitely get drunk and hook up with other random drunk people, and enjoy roofies as their medicine of choice.
Man, Jessica is such a beer slut. she's just watching the boys play beer pong, trying to act cool but failing miserably.
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A beer-iacle occurs when the party is getting lame and someone shows up with a case of beer for everyone to enjoy.
Guy 1: *Opens fridge*
Guy 2: Oh shit man there's no beer!!
Guy 1: Damn man, we're going to need a beer-acle!
Guy 3: *Bust threw the front door with a case of beer*
Guy 1 & 2: Hooray a beericle!!
Guy 4: There is a beer god..and he loves us!
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Magical plate mail that appears on one's body due to the consumption of the enchanted potion, beer. Beer Armour has an armour class of 15 AND a +6 modifier to your basic charisma characteristic.
Gavin donned the fabled Beer Armour. As he strode through the tavern no man could inflict damage unto his flesh, nor could any woman resist his charm.
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The standards quantity of beers (not drinks) to tell a police officer that you've consumed. This is especially true when you get pulled over for swerving.
Officer: So how much have you had to drink to night?
Answer: I'm sorry Ociffer, I only had 3 beers. Is somin' wrong wid my tail lights?
Officer: Step out of the car sir.
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A foamy beer is when first you first pee in your lover's mouth, then you seal the romance with a nice hot load of semen. Without hesitation she shakes the love malt in her mouth only to tilt her head back and open her mouth. Like magic the mixture will foam out just like some chilled suds, but it's not suds, rather it's your pee and some happy sailors going to town!!
I knew I loved Paula,so I figured the best way to show her my undying love was to give her the oh so mystical foamy beer. After she got done throwing up I knew I had her forever.
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One somebody experiences the following morning after he/she has been drinking all night.
The bathroom has been quarantined due to a massive outbreak of the beer shits.
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When a girl stuffs her mouth full of ice cubes and then you shove your cock in like a beer in a cooler.
*Note: If her face doesn't resemble a lumpy Dizzy Gillespie, it's merely a Polar Blow.
After Jennifer packed a pound of ice in her mouth she proceeded to beer cooler Trey.
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