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The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.
I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.
Shower one takes after failing to buy toilet paper and continuing to poop.
Sorry I’m late. I’m out of toilet paper, so i had to take a shame shower.
When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.
- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?
- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
A man saucing himself in the shower
I haven't had sex in 3 days I'm going to go make some shower gravy
Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.
-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Beating you meat while in the shower
"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"
Epiphanies you have that highlights oddity within a familiar
Today I had a shower thought:
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.