When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.
Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.
The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'
Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man
Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog
A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.
Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"
To use bacon grease in place of lube. A slippery bacony treat.
Yo I totally just slippery hogged her booty
Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.
Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.
When one places their nose in the anterior region of their partner while actively eating the rectum.
He wanted to surprise her by giving her a hinny hog.
The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.
I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.