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Hey,she must have dutch boy fingers, she just started sleeping with another woman.
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the most important question to know before you go on a date
joe: wanna go out with my friend linda on friday? me: i dunno does she got da booty?
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Refers to a guy who has had a lot to drink (often around 2 A.M.) and seems to think that a certain woman - who is in fact NOT attractive - is a prize to take home - a 10. Upon awakening (figuratively 10 A.M.) he can't believe that he bed the dog - a 2 in the eyes of a sober man. He is awkwardly embarassed and often vows never to drink again in view of his drunken decision. His life is filled with reminders from comedic friends who never let him or his circle of friends EVER forget his encounter.
Scott: "Did you see that acne-cow Max went home with last night!?"
Connor: "How could you miss her! What a dog, and he slept with her?!?"
Scott: "Indeed my friend, after 15 beers he obviously had severe beer goggles only to find out that she was a 10 at 2 and a 2 at 10!"
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"That's what she said" but in old english wording. Usualy used for extra humor during a "That's what she said" moment.
"The screw won't go in staight". "That, my lord is what she bespoke".
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Asking a friend how many inches a girl can take in the pussy.
*Most common in the upper midwest
Lucas: Dude how much can she take?
Travis: at least 10 inches.
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It's what we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
What shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
WEIGH HEY AND UP SHE RISES
Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.