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Friend Tax

Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.

Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"

Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."

by L33TNINJ4Gurl October 20, 2009

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De-friend

Someone you have de-friended on Facebook but still see around, in an awkward manner.

Oh, he's a de-friend... Awkward!

I pretended to be on the phone earlier when I walked past him, he's a de-friend.

I saw her out the other night, I gave her a dirty look as I'm now her de-friend.

by caekn January 16, 2012

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Perfect friends

Someone who is there for you no matter what the situation may have been before. Forever will have some type of feelings for one another and this friendship cant be broken.

Jill & John are the cutest perfect friends!! I love them!

by Janlol1 July 15, 2017

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rainbow friends

rainbow friends is a game about fighting gay people.

joe: help the gay man wants me!!!
jon: rainbow friends

by MrUnidentified September 27, 2022

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Friends-in-Law

Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.

"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."

by girl on fire November 25, 2011

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fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 20, 2017

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Benefit with friends

Unlike a friend with benefits, in which the priority is the friendship with sexual favors on the side, a "benefit with friends" almost exclusively prioritizes hooking up, with the possibility of being only loose acquaintances in public.

Sally is my benefit with friends. We'll fuck, but that's about it.

by Angst-Ridden Engineer April 10, 2011

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