National touch your dad day

Touch your dad anywhere 😉😉 Only on may 5th

I touched my dad on his thing on national touch your dad day on may 5th only

Pre-launch Touch Ups

After you get to the work place or school when you go to the bathroom in the morning to look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you look good

Courtney: What do we do everyday?

Marcy: Pre-launch Touch Ups?

national ass touch day

A day were anyone can touch anyone’s ass

It’s a FREE pass to touch an ASS

It is national ass touch day imma go grab dat thicc white girls ass 👅

because you touch yourself at night

a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

did you-a touch-a my spagette

DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)

: :ooo some spaghetti
REE: did you-a touch-a my spagette

: : OHNO

National don’t touch me day

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day do t put your hands on me or we gone have to scrap

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day watch out bro

Ohh you touch my tralala

Some fag on youtubes catchy line

Person1-Ohh you touch my tralala
person2-Fag nom nom nom