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A protruding belly; a paunch.
He usually liked skinny girls but was strangely aroused by her big bay window.
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Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.
Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.
Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.
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The phrase most often uttered by users of windows, especially Vista. Often there is an obscenity interjected within this statement.
Look! I got another update for vista that screwed my computer up! I hate Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!
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The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.
Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
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In reference to someone being a complete dumbass, insinuating they ride the short bus, window lickers, they miss licking the window so much they have a lollipop of that flavor
Bill asks me where i lost my keys, if i would have known where i lost them, don't you think i would have them right now?!?!?! *hands bill a window flavored lollipop* damn retard
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W.E.I is a microsoft tool which rates your computers processor, memory, graphics, gaming graphics, and primary hard disk. The W.E.I gives you a number which is meant to give you an idea of what software you should get for your PC. It also gives you ideas of what you should upgrade to increase performance.
Guy 1: Dude, i'm gonna buy Microsoft Flight Simulator
Guy 2: You fucking noob, flight sim recommends a windows experience index of 5. your computer only rates 3.5. its gonna run like shit.
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The act of having sex with a woman on the sill of a window, preferably a wooden framed one, but with a fun twist. After a good amount of thrusting, the woman proceeds to shit profusely against the window's glass. The man then moves on to the "waxing" which consists of rubbing the poo all around the glass in a circular motion with the woman's ass. The ramming continues throughout this process until the deed is done and the window has a nice "wooden wax" shine to it.
Jeremy: "Hey Alex, let's go wooden window waxing at the local Stop and Shop!"
Alex: "What a splendid idea, let's go!"
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