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new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013


New York Nutter Butter

The act of sticking your finger in your ass and pulling it out to find cum and nutty filled shit on your fingers. Then proceeding to stick them in your partners mouth

My dad gave me a raging new york nutter butter last night. or my grandmothers new york nutter butter taste the best

by DonkeyMcPunch July 2, 2024


yorkeli

He is really cool and nice and can sometimes be rude but in the inside of him he cares and loves them sometimes when he hates sometimes that people that are annoying and he hates when they copy him.If u date him u are lucky cause he treats u with good care.he is loyal.when he has a crush on he stay with you 24/7 and he makes u Laugh he tries his best to make everyone happy.ifvu need help he is always there for u no matter what in and even friendship he always have there back.he can sometimes be rude if u bodering him.he is a really good gamer and he can put his mind to anything and make it happen

Yorkeli is lit

by Yorkeli March 21, 2018


st josephs York

A school for future school shooters and autistic kids. Many say it’s worse than auchwitz

st josephs york is worse than the holocaust.

by Randowhitty October 22, 2017


New York State

A liberal democrat state that is full of high taxes, high cost of living, slow ass traffic, aggressive retarded ass drivers and the state is full of retarded ass motherfuckers that treat you like shit for literally no reason

I hate New York State so much, I’m moving the fuck out of that dirt neck shithole, and I’m moving to Texas - Rick

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 November 7, 2023


New York premium

The extra monetary cost of products and other consumer goods within New York City, but is absent on the same items one, or several states over.

A: "I can't believe how much more expensive gas and cigarettes are here"
B: "That's New York premium for you"

by aaa241 August 12, 2015


Pushupaginchya new york

Wordplay on "push up against ya new york" this describes any extremely crowded subway 🚇 in the new york subway system. On such a subway a guy or a woman 👠 could cop an anonymous feel and not be blamed for it.

I always take the a train uptown every day around 5 in the evening
Pushupaginchya new york is what it is

by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021