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An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.
When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.
It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”
“You tried to take his balls…..”
-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis
henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons
a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(opposite sex: Dumpster Diane)
That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave
A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
A sexy man with a beastly beard. Legend has it women orgasm as he walks by them.
"Did you feel a breeze?"
"No but i think i just had a Dave Cormier in my pants"
A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.
Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)