co-V-ed

The term used to identify mixed gender educational facilities in the COVID-19 pandemic. COVID-19 turns co-ed to co-V-ed.

Jill: Kat’s going back to college in August and the dorms are open.

Paige: Really?

Jill: Ya, she’s attending a CO-v-ED university. Back to school Fall 2020.

Paige: Make sure she remains COVIDgilent.

V for Vendetta

The letter V in the american alphabet flashcards no longer stands for "Vase, Vegtables, or Van," but rather the shape of the women's goodies (AKA the VAGINA).

During sexual intercourse, my girlfriend saw her own pussy and screamed out, "V FOR VENDETTA!!!!!!!!!!!"

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p to v ratio

the ratio of guys (p) to girls (v) at a party.

at a sausage fest:
Mike: yo we need to get more chicks here, this party is lame
Joe: i know, the p to v ratio is way off

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He wants the V

Lit., "He wants the Vagina", a way of saying that a male wants his fingers in your vagina. When a guy wants your pussy on his dick. he wants to eat you out.

"He was laughing at all your jokes. He wants the v."

"Girl, he wants the v"

"Yeah, i'd let him"

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Hairy-V trap

An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.

As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.

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World war V

A war so intense that it skipped III and IV

world war V was a badass war

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v for vendetta

The worst Hollywood studio film possibly ever made.

That homo in "V for Vendetta" prances around more than Billy Elliott.

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