John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

Pasta-ing

Same idea of "noodling" which is using your hand to catch catfish, except you use your finger to catch "brown trout"

I told that girl I was gonna put my finger in her butt, to which she replied "Oh, I love pasta-ing"

Priscilla-ing

Sumter county run away bride.

Stop Priscilla-ing and get up to the alter

two column-ing

To use a two column format on a document, as opposed to a single column format.

She told her friend she was two column-ing the document.

Onine-ing

(Also written as 09ing)

When someone starts reminiscing about old memories of youth and/or love.

Aliya was watching the first pinof and onine-ing.

Cleveland Brown-ing

Based on the scene from Family Guy where Cleveland Brown falls from a tub off a broken house after "Peter's shenanigans", Cleveland Brown-ing is just that.

"Honey, why is the neighbor on the roof again?"
"Its fine, he's just Cleveland Brown-ing again"

Cricket feet-ing

To rub clean one’s feet after dancing on a dirty floor.

“Y’all better keep cricket feet-ing in this corner!”