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when you fuck someone or something so hard up the ass theire shit goes into your dick and when you go to piss for the first time after sex you piss it out. . it hurts lol
man i fucked her so hard i had a poo noodle that cloged the tiolet.
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When you fart at such high speed you shit yourself and make a noise about it
After flatuating Barry realised he had poo boomed
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1) An oval shaped stool (can be of any size/ dimensions) that is stubborn to be laid.
2) A term of endearment used for an old friend or rotund shaped person.
1) I did a right bastard of a poo egg last night just couldnt bare to leave my anus it seemed.
2) Alrate me owd poo egg!
Did you see that poo egg sat in McDonalds ?
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When you defecate feces so large, it seems to take up the entire bowl. You're so proud of it, you are tempted to take a picture to show your friends, claiming, "I made this!"
Last night, I had a monster poo so big it caused a shitcident.
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when you have a poo but it comes out so fast that it goes around the bend on the back of the toilet leaving no trace of a poo at all
Dan: dude i just had a banging shit but when i looked in the bog it wasnt there
Garry: must of been a spooky poo
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someone who has a face which looks like poo i.e Ian or .:blue:.
Ian has a poo face
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