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An individual that exhibits many of the positive characteristics of trees, such as a relaxed attitude, great listening ability and the unflinching inclination to help those around them. Their lives are also filled with many strange and quirky pursuits, which they engage in passionately.
Tree Man is just a chill dude, always playing Ultimate Frisbee and making mellow music on his Bass Clarinet.
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The act of ejaculating in both optic regions, and thereby impairing vision/judgment. Henceforth the ejaculator (male) is no longer visible, and can exit without detection as the hopeless blind sticky-eyed victim (female) fumbles to clear the affected/infected optic regions. Successful execution of the invisible man can lead to eye pregnancy, or birth of blind/deformed fatherless offspring.
Doctor, I was the invisible man(ed) last night.
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The tan that a male with thick and full facial hair receives from prolonged exposure from the sun. Shaving one's facial hair after being in the sun for a long time results in a pale area on the face where the facial hair was prior to shaving.
Any tan outline that results from shaving facial hair after getting enough sun show a visible difference in skin color causes the individual to have a "man tan"
Friend: Looks like you got a lot of sun today!
You: Yeah I did! I'm going to go shave my face now, so I can show off my man tan.
Friend: Is a man tan is a good thing??
You: Duh! Just wait until you see my man tan, you'll be like: Winning!
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A guy who has committed a weird or dumb crime or a guy who is just weird and does weird things
One of my classmates grew up to be a Florida Man
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What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.
I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.
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This is self-descriptive, isn't it? If a man is so fat that he needs a bra, he got man titties! If a man got titties, it's time to lay off the ice cream and start doing push-ups!
Put your damn shirt on, Bob! I don't wanna look at those nasty man titties!
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The Super-human Super Hero from the hit television show "DOUG"
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