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A sexual act in which two black males place three hot dogs in an ice cube tray (two residing on one half of the tray and one on the other) after which a gallon of apple juice is poured and frozen.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
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it was so heartbreaking when ugly matt damon killed that kid in Breaking Bad
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Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.
Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.
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So, you really thought that you were gonna beat the wii sports boxing champion and holy lord MATT?!?!?!?! well think again, bitch because you aren't beating this legend of a wii sports boxer
I got ass raped by wii sports matt in wii sports boxing
Matt. The boy with the killer good looks that every girl falls in love with. He’s respectful, nice, charming, and did we say hot? He usually has brown hair that’s long and swoops across his forehead. Except, once you get to know him better, he’s a real dick. He treats girls like dog shit and drops them once he gets bored. He moves on in a second and always has a girl under his arm
Shelissa: Girl what’s wrong?
Amber: This boy I like ghosted me.
Shelissa: Oh damn, it’s a Matt isn’t it?
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To consume, in a single sitting, two 3 litre bottles of Frosty Jack white cider. Once completed the task is to successfully navigate your way back to a bed or other lodging without evacuating the contents of your stomach.
Steve R@lf: "Dude I tried the Matt Knowles challenge yesterday"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"
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