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A) masturbating in public
B) working your ads off, but unfortunately, achieving no significant results
If your problem is twisting your tail, definition b), it is time you considered stopping twisting your tail, definition a)
a) masturbating in public
b0 working your tail off to get something done, but unfortunately, achieving no results, or not the results that you hoped.
in terms of definition a) what your are doing is socially inappropriate, so stop twisting your tail. in definition b) if all you are doing is twisting your tail, you may be doing something wrong, and that is why you are not achieving any results.
Someone who wears ponytails a lot. Almost like Ariana Grande’s sibling.
I am a total tail lover cause my hair is always in my way.
Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.
I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!
The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)
"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."
Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".
Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.