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when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.
friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"
Someone who has a dick but refuses to use it
My friend A Had has a dick but he refuses to use it coz his a gay he is a virginity Wenger
Watching Netflix and having it in the background while masturbating
"I'm gonna Netflix and chill"
"Fuck that shit, I'm going to virgin and chill, that way I don't have to fuck the same girl I masturbated to everyday for 3 months."
A cool guy who believes that loosing your virginity doesn't make you an alpha chad.
Michael is such a king of virgins, He wants to be with a woman but not have sex.
A sad kind of slumber when a non virgin goes to bed but wakes up alone feeling like a virgin.
Hey Beth, how was your virgin slumber last night?
A sex offender who dresses up like Swiper from Dora and goes around town swiping little kids virginity
Virginity swiper: Heheheh, you can call me the virginity swiper
Kid: swiper no swiping
Virginity swiper: try saying that while you suck my dick
*begins having sex*
The innocent presence unveiled and presented to cover deciet and questionable behavior to exhibit acceptability
Damn cuz, that bitches virgin likeness got my shit all fucked up