Rural Dictionary

The Donald Trump

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, then proceeds to throw a handful of diamonds at her, allowing her to keep only those that stick. Made famous by Donald's ex-wife Marla Maples in her autobiography "I did it for the Diamonds".

Guy 1: "What did you get your wife for your 20th anniversary?"
Guy 2: "I skipped the necklace and gave her the Donald"

The Donald Trump: "Get over here Marla, i just got back from the jeweler's, lets see how much you're worth!"

by Scottsdale Special February 15, 2011

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donald trump

the dumbest human on earth.

hey look. it's donald trump. my cat is smarter than him

by mm9019729 July 16, 2017

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Donald trump

•A Joke
• a stupid misogynistic racial man
• the worst president of all time
• a dude that wants to build a wall when Mexicans own shovels

•Ha this project is such a "Donald trump," nobody is taking it seriously.
•"Donald trump" is the worst president of all time."
•"Donald tump" is wasting people's money besides his own to build a wall when Mexicans own shovels

by Random_kid2244 May 6, 2017

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donald trump

an overcooked potato. Someone who could take the mad hell outta you. If you interact with one, SUCH AS THE ONE WHO WANTS TO BE THE PRESIDENT, I hope you'll be okay.

Jennifer the Latina: Did you hear what donald trump said the other day?

Alayshia the African American: Yas, that's not fair, like my family was like wtf he needs to shut the hell up with his burnt potato self

by Sir Kyletato(∩^o^)⊃━☆゜.* March 13, 2016

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