Egg McMuff

A play on words referring to a girls vag or eating a girl out

Friend 1: What did you and your girl do last night?
Friend 2: We went out to eat..
Friend 1: What did you have?
Friend 2: An egg mcmuff
Friend 1: Oh snap. Thats wassup.
-fist bump-

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Fish Eggs

1.) The smell a scrotum picks up after bouncing off a wet, unclean vagina or anus repeatedly during intercourse.

2.) The dry, hard, foul smelling crust that forms on a scrotum following vigorous sex with a dirty whore.

"Dude... you must have gotten lucky last night. I can smell your fish eggs from here!"

"Holy shit Karen, you gave me some wicked fish eggs! Why don't you try cleaning your ass better?"

"I knew Dave was cheating on me as soon as I caught wind of his fish eggs. I take better care of myself than that."

"Wow! Maximus hit that dude right in the shit stick! I bet he cracked his fish eggs."

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Egg on Ice

Egg on Ice means nice. Often used to describe something of extreme goodness.

Oi, Steve, this egg on toast is proper egg on ice.

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lay the egg

When there is a three some between 1 girl and 2 guys and 1 of the guys cums in the other man's ass. The man with the cummy ass then goes to the girl and shits the cum on her chest. Therefore laying an egg on the girls chest.

Hey man you finna help me lay the egg on Brenna?

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egg language

egg language is that language we all made as kids…

also known as bubble,Pigeon,backslang, G word and sometimes Gibberish we all made up this language so people can’t understand our conversations and keep it secret!

it was made by placing a sound in the end of every vowel in a word and usually took a bit of your childhood freedom to master, but it was all worth it in the end.

Them: Hey! madagy namy isag janag dogoe

You: Oh hey Jane! I speak Egg language too!

translation: my name is jane doe

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Egg throwing

A slag term for rugby, usually used by people who prefer mucking round with circular balls

Oh man, you like to play egg throwing??

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Egg Shirt

An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."

Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."

Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.

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