lay the egg

When there is a three some between 1 girl and 2 guys and 1 of the guys cums in the other man's ass. The man with the cummy ass then goes to the girl and shits the cum on her chest. Therefore laying an egg on the girls chest.

Hey man you finna help me lay the egg on Brenna?

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egg language

egg language is that language we all made as kids…

also known as bubble,Pigeon,backslang, G word and sometimes Gibberish we all made up this language so people can’t understand our conversations and keep it secret!

it was made by placing a sound in the end of every vowel in a word and usually took a bit of your childhood freedom to master, but it was all worth it in the end.

Them: Hey! madagy namy isag janag dogoe

You: Oh hey Jane! I speak Egg language too!

translation: my name is jane doe

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eggs benidict

Stuff a deviled egg entirerly in a womens mouth... then shove your dick in there..... aka...eggs benidict. Aka... holiday magic!

So I was chilling with this bitch and some deviled eggs so i gave her the ol eggs benidict.... son!

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Egg Shirt

An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."

Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."

Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.

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chicken and eggs

A non-sequiter that implies excitement.

"Hey, there's a killer party this weekend!"
"Chicken and eggs!"

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Eggs Layton

Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse)

That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!?

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salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

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