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Evan is the guy who acts like a total grandpa and looks like one. He always drives a 2wd truck and complains. He already has a hunchback and needs help walking. His shirts in the summer are normally a greasy cut off, he thinks he’s better than everyone anywhere he goes.
Hey Evan (grandpa Sal) go grab this for me
A terribly cute guy that will steal your heart. Evans are mostly middle school players that have dated every girl in their grade. Don’t let them in because they will break your heart and date your family members!
Guy 1: yo do you know who Evan is?
Guy2: who doesn't he has dated every girl in our grade.
Evan, a rare muscular attractive human being
Evan was doing jabol yesterday
Someone who does a Level 1 BTEC.
“Oh my god, you’re such an Evan!” “Eat my shorts, Evan!” “Hey Evan, can you refill my car- actually, nevermind”
Someone who does that free of charge
Damn Evan really knows how to do that
Evans can be one of the MOST humorous of friends. Although they may seem sketchy they got your back! They act tough and or invisible but they have been through a lot of stress. Sometimes they make you laugh even when not present! Many Evans are very attractive and or Handsome. They always seem to find their way into trouble and are very carefree or casual about it. They are overall crazy and amazing friends.
Person 1 : Oh look it's my FTH ( friend till hell ) Evan!
Person 2 : Yup, he's such an Evan!
Person 1 : He's gotten detention AGAIN