Random
Source Code
Random
yo her titties is aaight, more then a hand full is a waste!
Someone who can jerk his dick off at extreme speeds
Emma: wow u jerk so fast with your lefty
George: yeah, because I got those fast hands buddy
A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.
Whoa! That guy just played the Star Wars imperial march with hand farts!
to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!
josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.
to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam
Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.
Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.
v. An act of defiance and/or rudeness in which one farts into one's hand and then moves the hand into another person's face, so as to make the smell more potent by directing the fart into their face.
Alternate spelling: Power-hand
I was eating lunch when Dean power handed me from behind.
When a previous experience in the restroom with low quality toilet paper results in dinglberries so large that one cannot proceed to take a shit; this then will require immediate removal of the berries so you will be forced to take a shower in a non-familiar location without the proper resources to get the job done, so only one option remains.... your hand
Dude, I had the worst case of Vic-Hand today after taking a dump at Nicks. His toilet paper was so shitty.