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As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".
When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.
It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*
"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups
You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.
Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet
Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.
Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel
When two males sleep in the same bed or couch together, head to foot, using each other's feet as a pillow. That is a bro spoon.
Guy #1 Hey man, do you wanna crash in my bed?
Guy #2 That's gay!
Guy #1 Nah, man, I only have one pillow so you'll have to use my feet as your pillow. It's bro spooning!
The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.
Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!