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When you have sex with one girl and with the same seasoned (unwashed) dick, have sex with another girl later on that day. Bonus if she blows it right after.
Phil: what happened with that girl you took home yesterday?
Carl: what do you think? I clapped her cheeks then surprisingly gave her sister this Italian breadstick early this morning.
fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen
the fat italian man is fat
When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak
Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever
A Quattro Formagi neopolitan pizza
Ordering at a neopolitan pizzeria, "I'll have the Italian quesadila".
Waiter "what?"
You, "what"
An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.
I saw Jessica giving jacks the Italian Fondue
The act of a girl on her period Cumming.
Girl 1: why do you look so rough?
Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa
Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack