7th July

1. The worst day of my life. Commonly misnamed '7/7' to make it easier to remember for fucking brain dead wankers that weren't there. A terrorist incident where a few fucked up wankers decided to kill ordinary people in London for some obscure fucked up reason to do with religion. Here's a message for all you 'wannabe emotional victims' Stop trying to define what you know sod all about!

I would rather like it if all the sad, pathetic, emotional retards that have no real life, and were not involved in the incidents would refrain from trying to define what they know fuck all about.

"where were you on 7th July"
"sitting in my office in Tavistock square, now Fuck off I don't want to talk about it...you CUNT!"

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July 5th

The day where if you were born you are a mistake and you are the most hated

Person: When is your birthday
Me: July 5th
Person: Bye Bitch

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fourth of july

1. An excuse to get fucked up.

2. The perfect occassion to burn an American flag.

This Fourth of July I'm going to get so high and burn the fucking flag.

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July 21

If you were born on this day everyone wants to fuck you also you love to fuck dogs also your kinda cute

Jonny, "hey bro you looking fine af."

You, "I know I do I was born on july 21."

Jonny, "oh shit so you like fucking dogs too?"

You, "yea bro you should try it, it's so fun if you have a massive throbbing cock."

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July 13

National bowls and boobs day. Women go completely topless while smoking a bowl with a male counterpart. The women may ask the man to remove any article of clothing

Bro its july 13

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July 8th

national stupid bitch day on this day, any one born on july 8th is probably a stupid bitch.

Don’t get triggered over facts.

“Kiya you where probably born on july 8th, you stupid bitch.”

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July 7

The day where a bitch was born and everybody hates their ugly ass

I hate Joseph because he was born in July 7

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