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Two first cousins that date each other.
I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.
Yup, Kentucky cousins.
Like the Alabama pig roast where one guys hitting doggie style and one guys gettin a blowie but your sister lifts her arms and legs up and you spin her around like a rotisserie.
Me and my brother had the best Kentucky rosisserie last night!
When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.
I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.
When a country music video has a lot of semi naked women showing their buttocks like in rap music videos.
" have you seen the new Lonestar music video, its a Kentucky moonshine! "
When a fat woman inadvertently roll over onto someone in their sleep.
I must’ve been snoozin’ for a bruisin’ last night cause my wife hit me with the ol’ Kentucky Pancake.
You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.
- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!
- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!
When a group of men hit you in the face with their dicks
I have a black eye from the Kentucky Mushroom Wallop the football team gave me