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two clowns raping an asian kid
clown #1:wanna lome long time?
Clown #2: sure
Clown #1 & #2: *agrassively rapes asian kid*
Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.
My cousin set me up on a blind date. Long Story Deleted, she has been disinherited.
having sex on a bus makes you a part of the mega long club. Technically would have to be a megabus but any bus trip could suffice
I had sex with my girlfriend on the megabus and so we are now both a part of the mega long club
When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.
Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl
A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.