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Guy: Hey,did you see that body hanging from that tree?
Charles Edward Hammer III: Yeah that's Lauren Conklin i'm so happy LMAO
Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF
Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."
Lauren can will be the coolest person in your life, she has amazing music taste, very nice and veryyyyyyyy cute don’t let her leave you and you better not leave her you **** anyway Lauren will be a baby sometimes soooo don’t be a meanie and be nice to her :)
guy 1- woah she’s so nice and beautiful who is she
Girl 1- oh that’s just my friends Lauren she’s cool
To be Lauren you will have to be the nicest person and have a pretty good music taste just like one particular Lauren thrasher
She’s beautiful
Guy- she’s so beautiful
Guy-I guarantee she’s called Lauren
Being called Lauren thrasher gives you infinite beauty
a big bitch with no personality. everyone hates her and she has no friends... she’s really ugly and really short. she has the biggest forehead i’ve ever seen. she has weird blonde hair that always looks greasy. if you meet a lauren sticca leave her right away
i hate lauren sticca she’s such a bitch with a big ass forehead
A beautiful voice actress who ranges from a female anthropomorphic wolf from Beastars to a character from Fire Emblem
Be a pretty voice actress like Lauren Landa
A girl that can't see straight and if you call her by name, she'll think you said "SNAKE" and run in the opposite direction for miles and miles until you have to get in you car and find her huddled up in a corner. She usually has brown hair and not very many friends. She goes to church once in a while and holds deep dark secrets she only tells her best friend.
Dude! Did you see that girl over there who started running forever? She must be a lauren Edwards! Let's go chase her down!