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You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.
-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!
-I'll be your magic lizard!
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Shitty beer from vermont. magic hat. dont drink it youll puke.everyone loves up because they are idiots fro new enlgand and everyone knows they have bad taste and alot of money to waste on microbrewed bullshit beer. some beers such as "circus boy" require shaking to mix up the nasty floaties but i dont know anything else about that beer beacause i just stopped and walked away when i was told that before opening the beer. ive had the other ones and yep they suck ass too.
person 1:
dude lets go blow our parents hard earned money on shitty ass beer, i think i want some number 9, actually no, i want hocus pocus, wait no ill get the variety pack so i can have a magic hat taste of all the nastiest bullshit in the world. dont u love microbrewed ass tasting beer from vermont. UVM rocks dude yeah! go catamounts! green and gold and money dude!canada sucks ! lets go to north beach dude its the best beach on the east coast! and well drink shitty beer and wate money dude.
person2:
Alright dude that was the gayest thing ive ever heard, that shit sucks, actually that shit sucks more than long trail and whatever else u stupid fucking hippes and rich conneticut bastards think thier hot shit. but in actuality black beary wheat fucking sucks. thats made by longtrail, that shit sucks, actually i mean bb dubs thats the street slang dude. yo lets suckle on some b b dubs dude. lets go waste our fucking money man on some shithole beer.
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Right as you are about the climax while vaginally fucking a girl, pull out, cum in her bellybutton, twist both of her nipples and give her a wife-beating slap in the face to open up a magic portal that leads straight into her stomach.
You: Dude I used the Magic Cum Dump on my sister last night
Your dad: Atta Boy Cletus
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Dude, I'm telling you from experience,if you mess around with Rita, you gonna wish that Pus the magic Dragon lived by the sea, so you can dip him in the water all day!
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Code word for "go fuck yourself".
Have A Magical Day!!!!!
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A girl who isn't good-looking at first glance, but the more you look at her, the more you think she's good-looking.
Derived from the popular kid's optical illusion books titled "Magic Eye".
A: "I think Christine is pretty cute."
B: "What? You said she was ugly before."
A: "I dunno, I guess she's a Magic Eye Girl. I can totally see how cute she is now."
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sellin shit so well, that you making the shit disappear like a magician
How you sell that so fast?
Dope Boy Magic
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