I big guy with on average an 10 inch dick max of 12 inches
I fucked a huge Martin black last night
Paddy Martin is a man with class
He often gets called sparkles by his significant other as they find it amusing and love to giggle together over the hilarious nickname
Although simpy boy paddy seems like a monster he is Usually tall with a squishy face and very lovable
Paddy is also a fried heure and does not have many friends
Omg what a sparkly lanky simpy bastard paddy Martin
has a very very large penis
He has a cock like Martin Griesbeck
Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances
2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows The Martin pain
*Martin pain*
Verb: Martin pain
Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances
2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows *The Martin pain*_
If you’re name is Alix Martin You are a big Bean
Alix Martin likes girls and is a Bean