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Nickname for a mexican's penis
Oh man, i went to pedro's last night and he really hit me with the mexican mallet.
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Putting a car into neutral going down a long hill because your top gear is not high enough to prevent over-revving or because your injectors do not shut off under deceleration
The racers in the Carrera Panamerica in Mexico discovered their cars would go faster rolling down the long mountain grades in Mexican Overdrive than in gear.
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When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.
Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"
Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"
Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
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The act of dipping your cock and balls in caramel and then having your girlfriend lick it off wearing a Lucha mask.
I asked my woman if she wanted to bob for apples last night. She one-upped me by adding caramel and a Lucha mask. Turns out it was a Mexican Halloween!
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When you have extreme diarrhea, either after eating Taco Bell or bar nachos the night before.
Man, I have a Mexican uprising from that beefy 5 layer burrito I ate last night!
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mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.
where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!
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A Mexican Cession is a very rare event that only happens once every 2 and a half years. It is believed that great Aztec Gods would order the humans to perform the ritual.
Unfortunately when the Spainards came they saw the tradition as "unorthodox" and "devil worship" and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the Aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. And only the worthy would participate.
Though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.
The ancient ritual of the Mexican Cession is the tradition of Mexicans and only Mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive Mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as fuck on peyote and kill themselves.
"I got invited to a Mexican Cession! What an Honour"
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