bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

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Buck Muffin

A muffin of mysterious origin, most commonly located in the vicinity of a "Pork Fritter".

Can you Buck Fuck a Buck Muffin?

It depends on how long the Buck Muffin has been sitting out!

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Suffix Muffin

Suffix muffin is a substitute word for all the taboo terms in the world. You can use it whenever you want and nobody will understand.

I suffix muffin love that son of a suffix muffin. SUFFIX MUFFIN AHHAHAHAHAH

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gunt-muffin

the resultant fat bulge of a fat bint with a unfastened trouser zipper, fat spillage from the zipper

look at that tramp with her flies undone, i can see her gunt-muffin

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muffin head

A term to describe the shape of a person's head who has a large afro.

Wow, that lurpy white boy has a big muffin head.

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Mud Muffin

When a girl takes a shit, wipes ass into her vagina and then you eat her out...

dude your mom is FOREVER doing mud muffins in the dark...

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Cunt-Muffin

Noun

Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling

Girl 1: Can I have some skittles?

Girl 2: Hell no! Get your own, Cunt-Muffin!

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