Going To Bed

What someone's says when there laying in bed playing on there phone so they don't have to talk

"Last night he said he was going to bed but he liked some bitches pic on instagram"

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Going Jersey

A phrase uttered by any pissed off jersey citizen ; another way to say beat the living shit out of you.

"Dude, I'm going jersey (joisy) on your ass!"

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going down

An Act of giving oral sex (both in terms of Male and Female)

Yo,Man remember the hooker going down on me!!!!

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go sterling

The act of giving in to thoughtless rage. To 'go sterling' is not simply a show of anger, but a concentrated release of built up tension. This tension is often thought to brought about from weeks of consistent 'blue-balling', and its release is manifested by an intensely violent physical outburst.

Dude 1: "How's college been for you dude?"

Dude 2: "I dunno but if don't get laid soon I'm gonna 'go sterling' on this bitch's LED hula hoop."

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Going To Grandmas

Act of telling your friends that you dont want to hang out because you're going to your grandmas house. But your really sitting at home cybering with a 40 year old man named Spike and playing Japanees Video Games.

Sorry Paul I cant hang out, Im goin to my Grandma House.

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Going Czech

Unlike "Going Dutch" on a date, where a couple splits the bill, "Going Czech" means that meat is on the menu after dinner.
"meat" of course, meaning "penis".

"After dinner, we were "Going Czech"... Good thing i left room for dessert." - Women

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Going on Safari

The practice of using an otherwise unused web browser for the purposes of discreetly looking up porn, thus hiding embarassing cookies from say a girlfriend or wife.

Jenny had left for the day, the coast was clear, time to 'go on Safari'

OR

Jenny came home early and found me 'going on Safari'

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