Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:
1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).
2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.
3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.
My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.
A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.
- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"
- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."
My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.
The practice of stretching a thin slice of beef lunchmeat over your mouth and inhaling violently.
It is paramount to maintain proper suction to preform the proper beef slurp
A malformed vagina. One that doesn’t have a medical issue, but is noticeably wrong.
Beware that bitch, heard she has beef-skeet.
To queef in a particularly prodigious or boisterous manner.
"Dude, last night I was pounding this girl from behind and she beefed a queef that parted my pubes!"
"Was that a fart or did you beef a queef?"
A sexual experience in which two fat guys have a skinny girl between them and once the fat guys are all sweaty, they flip over.
Dustin and I have to gain some weight before we can beef skillet you.
When the lips,and clitoris of one's Vagina become so distended and floppy that it instantly brings to mind what one would think a Hag's
Meat funnel would look like.
"No way don't do it man,I've seen her naked.Her pussy is totally Hag Beef."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."
A way to describe someone who has been working out and lifting weights. This implies that they eat a lot of protein, such as beef.
"Damn bro you're getting buff. You've been eating beef."