The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.
Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
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When your bro about to fuck some cooter
She's into it bro. Get your hog in, bol
The practice of having numerous and risky sexual encounters , disregarding the consequences.
"Hog habits die hard son" -my dad on why he doesn't live with us anymore.
A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.
Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.
I made the bitch eat chipotle corn twice. First from a burrito then from my Corn Hog.
Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.
"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."
the HOG GLIDER is a counterpart of the all-popular hog rider card in clash of clans which is used in some interesting ways.
"ily uwu"
"shut the fuck up you meatrider"
"nah fam i use the hog glider card i slide that meat"