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crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 3, 2024

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Get your HOG in, bol

When your bro about to fuck some cooter

She's into it bro. Get your hog in, bol

by Young Bol P December 11, 2019


hog habits

The practice of having numerous and risky sexual encounters , disregarding the consequences.

"Hog habits die hard son" -my dad on why he doesn't live with us anymore.

by wordmaster_clarence November 22, 2017


Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024


Corn Hog

A penis with anal corn on it.

I made the bitch eat chipotle corn twice. First from a burrito then from my Corn Hog.

by Iggy4u November 22, 2022


smog on the hog

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."

by BenjaminOneGraves April 27, 2022


hog glider

the HOG GLIDER is a counterpart of the all-popular hog rider card in clash of clans which is used in some interesting ways.

"ily uwu"
"shut the fuck up you meatrider"
"nah fam i use the hog glider card i slide that meat"

by stinkifarts!!!!! July 21, 2023