Orange County, Florida

The real OC. Contains Orlando, Apopka, Winter Park and other cities. Home of the the NBA's Orlando Magic. Eastside is mostly hispanic and white: has Waterford Lakes Town Center (the largest outdoor shopping plaza in the country). The westside is mostly black. Has a lot of entertainment like, Universal Studios/City Walk, Sea World, Disney World/Downtown Disney. Contains some of the realest hoods in the country, such as: Pine Hills, Parramore, OBT. You could get killed there or trying to cross Colonial Drive or Semoran Blvd on foot/bike. Trust me I've seen dead bodies laying out in the road b/c the guy tried to cross Semoran. And I've seen bodies in Parramore..after a Magic game. It's a lot more than just Disney, ppl. Enjoy your stay. That soff OC in Cali better step aside.

Orange County, Florida is the real OC. That other county better step aside.

Dade County is old news, the future is Orange County.

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Orange High School

A feces scented pile of self righteous pricks who somehow still believe that the tooth fairy and Santa are real and that money comes out of their parents' asses.

Guy 1:Yo dude want to go to an Orange High School party and get totally wasted?
Guy 2:Nah man i would rather not stand around in some huge house and pretend to get wasted.

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orange county choppers

a pathetic excuse for a custom bike shop

bikes are made like shit, and sold by shitty people (with the exception of mikey)

most employees of this little new york based company, which use to give their shirts away for recognition and now sell them in trendy stores for 30 bucks a pop, are extremely rude, have no sense of business, and need to be shot on site

Your such an asshole you should work at OCC

if you were cool you'd work for novello

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Tomato and Orange Soup

Sounds like shit, tastes even worse.

"Dude, I tossed that chicks salad...it tasted like Tomato and Orange Soup...errr....shit."

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Orang-U-Tan

Donald J Trump's skin tone...

Orang-U-Tan like Donald J Trump after he leaves a tanning salon??!!

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HEB Orange Juice

The only thing the band Waterparks frontman, Awsten Knight, will drink

Waterparks frontman, Awsten Knight, drinks so much HEB Orange Juice. Too much HEB Orange Juice.

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Eggnog Orang Stede

A highly intelligent cat that hustles other cats with catnip for cash. She often uses her claws as a shield and to also scare off her enemies.

Example 1:

Do not disrespect Eggnog Orang Stede!
She’s got that name for a reason!

Example 2:

Roxy: These cats are cookin! goddd they're swingin!

Leia: Tell them Eggnog Orang Stede is in town, they'll calm down.

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