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Originally a termed used to describe a torture technique where a female hostage was repeatedly punched in the genitals to force a confession. Current use of the term is political obfuscation through simple and often contradictory responses to questions that have only one answer.
"The text of the President's press release was full of open ended responses, that didn't even address the reporter's question, he was really punching the walrus on that one."
An unlubed chode that hurts going into woman.
Girl 1: How was the one night stand last night?
Girl 2: Its was terrible. He gave me a Skin Punch
The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.
Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!
An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.
Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)
(verb) To punch one's butthole.
Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.
Picco's Punch is referred to by many as a blackout potion. It's a delicate mixture of Monster energy drink, White Rum, and The notorious Four Loko. It is a key component to a hell of a gnarly time.
Guy 1:"Hey man, do you remeber what happened last night?"
Guy 2:"Nah man, not even a little."
Guy 1:"I told you Picco's punch makes the best memories you'll never remember."
Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.
I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!