A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.
For the male version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."
When you’re about to fuck your woman and you douse her pussy in hot sauce then give her a cream pie to give the effect of sour cream
My wife said to heat things up in the bedroom so I said alright how about we make you a spicy taco and before she could react I made her feel more hot and cold than Katy Perry
When a women farts into her camel toe then pees into a cup that a man is holding by his mouth, and the man adds lime and salt to that bitch and drinks it!!! Then you have hot Spicy Tina sex....
Ewwww im horny... hey babe give me a spicy tina... ok... lets do it
When a guy with an inflamed penis (due to numming agents such as lube or other gels) puts his Penis through a hole of a donut and has his partner proceed to eat the donut off the penis, thus the spicy donut jawn.
guy 1: Dude my girl did the spicy donut jawn on me last night
guy 2: bro no way!
(noun): when you do something purposefully like a bish (because sometimes people just need to be put in their place) and then you tell your bf about it. His response determines if you have a future together.
This test is to be used in conjunction with and only after you have successfully completed the Bear Test.
"Hey Amanda, did Pastry ever pass his Spicy Sister Test?"
"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. I told him about how I sassed and stared down the short guy at work while I was wearing heels. The bf responded with, 'That's totally his own fault.' He did well and now I know he can handle this spicy sister."
A man(typically Scottish) who eats haggis
Woman- I have an amazing Spicy McHaggis
Man-I am my girlfriend's Spicy McHaggis
When that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday hurts coming out, but the burn is still worth it. May cause uncontrollable sweating and sudden prayers and/or mild regret.
Watch out for the spicy pipes - if it burns going in, you know it’s gonna burn coming out!