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Getting a bag of fiesta sized takis and crumbling it up until everything is a powdery mess and downing the whole bag
David: dude did you hear about john, he shit all of organs out
Steven: how did that happen
David: he committed spice induced suicide
when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.
Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor
hey!! it's september :) you know what that means, suicide awareness month! not no simp september, that is not valid at all. i am proud of all of you that are still alive to this day, please do not do it, there's people that love you and need you <3 mwah
hi <3 it's suicide awareness month, hope you're doing well and don't give up!!
Extreme sexual position when the male lays on the floor by the edge of the bed with his boner lifted, the female then jumps off the bed from a standing position and attempts to land on the male boner
John got is balls busted by the heavy bitch doin a russian suicide bomber
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When your friend starts dating a girl and virtually removes both himself and her from society and all friends. Closely resembles killing one's love interest and self with less finality than actual death.
"Dude, I haven't seen Charlie since he started going steady with Jenn..."
"I know man, just another social murder-suicide. So sad."
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When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.
As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.
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A method of suicide where the decedent shoots him or herself twice in the back of the head. Named for the wife of a famous Arkansas governor after several people close to her took their lives in this manner
"In other news, a young man was found dead today after he committed an arkansas style suicide. He was scheduled to appear before a grand jury after announcing he had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton"
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