Light novel syndrome

When an anime gets adapted from a light novel, and the anime ends too abruptly with very little closure. Often, the anime will not get another season and it ends on an odd cliff hanger.
Notable examples that suffer from light novel syndrome are "Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?", "No Game, No Life", and "Spice and Wolf."

I loved "Overlord" but it suffers from light novel syndrome. We haven't even seen other humans yet!

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red light special

while having penetrative sex, a couple stop before climax, then continue after a short period of time, so sexual intercourse has a stop and go effect, similar to traffic lights. The act builds up to a bigger climax than just regular sex, may take many hours, and is like tantric intercourse.

Lemme give you the red light special, honey we can go all night...

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Stale Red Light

Opposite of a stale green light.

This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.

-"Dude, slow down, there's a red light."
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"

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o light thirty

The middle of the day. Between noon and 5pm. After lunch, but before the end of the work day. (The opposite of o dark thirty.)

John: Is the meeting this morning?
Bill: No. O light thirty, I think.

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vancouver red light

Once a light has turned red, 3 or 4 more cars may go through, most often making left turns.

bill: "dude, the light just turned red!"
jeff: "no worries, it's a vancouver red light, i've still got time."

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Running Red Lights

To have sex with a girl while she is on her period.

I was running red lights on her all night.

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stop light texting

Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!

"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"