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a smol gremlin child is a person who is a) extremely small b) looks like a gremlin and c) could be passed as a child
Person: “Wow! Abby is such a smol gremlin child! I can use her head as an foot rest!”
Person B: “I know right? She’s like a two inch gremlin!”
Person: “I literally thought she was a child!”
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This is a general description of a very strong aloholic drink. ex: so much alohol in the glass that it would be lethal to a small child.
I had so many "small child killers" last night that i wiped out a whole day care center.
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A teacher (mrs. Funk) might stare at your ass while you are leaning over. Or (Mr Mantoni) will rub his ass on you.
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A term coined by Strong Bad of Homestar Runner fame meaning an offspring that is awkward, peculiar, or simply unable to fit in.
"Send your cool son off to join the 'On-Point Kings' he'll have to be... jumped in, your fat son off to join the 'Municipality', he'll have to be... pooped in, and ship your stepheaded red-child off to join the Homestarmy. He'll want to be... jumped out."
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An incurable disease where the victim, after spending their childhood and adolescence in the endless days wallowing lonliness that comes along with being an only child, will prey on the opposite sex to fill the open role of an older or younger brother or sister in their life. this may be considered to be even sicker than a girl with daddy issues.
this often times only occours to children of white collar, yuppie, work-a-holic parents who tend to spend every waking moment neglecting their child for either work, buisness trips, or vacations with their husband/wife.
in almost every case of only child syndrome, the one kid was either a mistake or the opposite sex of what the parent was hoping for.
"jen is such a gold digger she only goes for rich older guys!"
"no, she just has only child syndrome, shes looking for someone to fill the role of an older brother!"
"ooh."
due to my only child syndrome, i was only friends with older girls in middle/high school, because i didnt have an older sister!
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A killer a molests children for a fucking living and he creeps on u an says lemme smash then says bend over touch ur toes ill show u where the monster goes #braddoesbanter
Bend over touch ur toes killer child molester is here
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*telling someone to be quiet ... mostly because you dont care about their opinion. you usually say it while you have your hand all over the person's face (referencing the texas chainsaw massacre remake).
person 1-i think you should change your sweatshirt
person 2-hush now child ... dont speak. (rubbing face)
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