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A "hood up day" is a phrase used to describe any day for which:
One's physiological state is less than preferable on awakening.
AND the course of action taken to rectify this situation is to conduct the daily routine in a hooded sweatshirt with the hood of the aforementioned sweatshirt up over one's head.
causes for a hood up day may include: flu, swine flu, man flu, female "tummy aches", TVOD, GFDI (girlfriend disengagement illness), BFDI (boyfriend disengagement illness), embarassment, lazyness, depression, cock blocking, WBCFS (work backlog chronic fatigue syndrome), FPS withdrawal syndrome, being mauled by a bear, failing an exam, rape, car sickness, realisation of lack of funds, watching "marley and me", bad night's sleep, no night's sleep, post mid day nap dizziness, dehydration, hunger, bad hair day, failure (all forms) and rejection
However the most common cause of a hood up day is the consumption of copious ammounts of alcohol the previous night, resulting in a catostrophic hangover.
Example 1 (as an exclaimation, and an explaination)
man 1: oh, hi steve i was wonderi...
man 2(interupts): HOOD UP DAY!
man 1: ok maybe later.
Example 2 (used in a phone convesation)
girl 1:hi
girl 2:oh, hiya jen
girl 1:seriously becca, you have to come over and make me feel better i'm having a massive hood up day
girl 2:i'm on it i've got the little mermaid on dvd, but you need to decide, cookie dough or phish food
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A hood nigga who has now got his shit together. Has a great job and responsible but still has hood tendencies.
Dante is a reformed hood nigga. He makes great money at his job and handles his business and yet can smoke a blunt and drink the best wine at the same time
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Relaxing in ones hood. Or doing something which is not worth the effort of mentioning anyway.
Oh, justin chillin' in da hood.
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When a man takes a woman's virginity but instead of a small amount of blood, a large amount covers the entire tip of the man's penis causing a "red hood" to cover it.
Aww~ man, she gave me a red hood last night.
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Walking around your neighborhood looking for things to do.
I was hanging with my homies bending corners in the hood.
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Usually a question or greeting offered to a friend. Variant, however, in that a number of different answers are acceptable depending on the situation. See examples.
1. "Hey Joe, whats good in the hood?"
"Hey hows it going?"
2. "Whats good in the hood, brah?"
"Nothin, dude. Just beer."
3. "Yo Norman, what's good in the hood?"
"To be perfectly honest, not alot. The reading gap between young blacks and whites in urban areas continues to widen due to lack of awareness among political elites. Unemployment's on the rise, stereotypes are being reinforced, crime's on the rise, and rap music is dying."
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