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A tony reid is a fat poof who wears fakes clothes and thinks he is a badman when all he does is smoke catnip
" awww here is that no that tony reid and brandon "
" aye fucksake "
THE GOAT AND OUR FUTURE
Kamren: name your top 3 football players.
James: lamar jackson, tom brady and aaron rodgers.
Kamren: are you deadass?? wheres tony brown…
Ashton: Yo stop dick eating.
A man actively present on YouTube and Social Media claiming he was kidnapped by the government, held captive by the government inside Indianapolis away from Hollywood and his mother and father’s mansions, and left to be tortured by Satellites and Satellite controllers targeting him 24/7.
Person 1: “Hey, Tony Chase! Why are your teeth decaying and you keep revealing your personal information all the time?”
Tony: “Because the dirty satellite controllers keep fucking up my face and teeth, and the government holding me hostage away from my mother and father’s mansions and i’m here to prove that I AM the 100% owner! Also i’m not gay not ever.”
Dieser Tag ist festgelegt als der Tag, an dem Antonia Seidel und Luca Monster zusammen kommen müssen. Das ist auch so festgelegt und lässt sich nicht umgehen.
Da kann ich nicht. Da ist Nationaler-Toni-und-Luca-müssen-zusammen-kommen-Tag
Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.
When someones background noise is being overwhelmingly loud. (On the phone, skype, etc.)
Guy 1: So I was looking at this th-
Guy 2's microphone: -random yelling in the background-
Guy1: TONY DOOR.
An ethnically ambiguous male with a bristled mustache whose favorite pass time is throat goatin’ big Italian sausage while listening to Nickelbacks debut album.
Pepperoni Tony: “Hey big boy, I heard that big ass Italian sausage has a mean mushroom stamp?”
Big Boy in question: “mhm…yup”
*gagging noises*