fig tree

one who picks the figs from the tree and jams them directly up his or her ass

Some people sure love that fig tree and Mike can get 10 figs up there!

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tree hugger

A mother fucking White Guy who humps on a tree and acts like a
azn.

George:Hey Saddam arent you from Middle East?
Saddam: STFU you tree hugger! Go hump a tree cause your wife is busy with Blaire.

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tree frog

A Tree Frog can be many things. A Tree Frog can be a frog that lives in a tree, or a total army of frogs ready to kill you. It normally is followed by a Lawn or a Police Car.

HoLy: tree frog lawn police car yam hay gag haystack moon eggplant

INK LINK: THE SECRET PHRASE "TREE FROG" WAS FOUND!!

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TREE HOPPER

A deceitful woman, usually a single mother that jumps from man to man, using him for all his resources, time, monies and affection' With no intention of settling down.

Ex: Trelesha, you never loved me. You used me. You gone be a "tree hopper" ur whole life, Bitch.

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tree music

Printed music on paper, as opposed to music visualized by digital means.

I'm a little old-fashioned: I prefer to see tree music rather than see my music online.

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Tree Simp

A tree simp is a tall male who goes around getting multiple girls numbers and fucking them when given the chance to do so. If you encounter a tree simp you should stay far away, because your heart can break do to one. So stay cautious of these types of simps!

My god, he is such a tree simp! Gross!

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bambagillion tree

Used to describe a tree that you have no idea what kind it is.

Oh that’s one of those bambagillion trees, they are so pretty in the spring.

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