A baby born out of anal sex. This is where lawyers come from.
Bob1: I was at the law school yesterday watching the new lawyers graduate. What a bunch of jerks.
Bob2: Their mothers are all anal sex addicts. That's how you get a Turd Baby.
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noun
a piece of poo resembling a chicken nugget. May have qualities of both poo and chicken nugget
Wow man, do you see those turd nuggets on the lawn? woah that animal must have ae a lot of chicken!
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a turd burgaler is a faggoty person who feels the urge and an unquentiable desire to steal turds
damnnit u turd burgalers!!!stay away away from my porta potty godamn u all!!
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A person who acts like a large/ginormous piece of doody.
Ross is a turd nugget and a dork (whale's penis).
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person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night
There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?
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"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"
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When in the act of shitting you push soooo hard feeling a huge load comming out to your surprise you rapid fire minni balls of shit resembling little rabbit turds.
Scott "last night i felt a huge shit comming on and after working hard for 5 minutes i machine gun fired a shit ton of mini shits"
Matt "sounds like you had a case of the rabbit turds bro"
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