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When you have a small weiner.
That dude was juan inch long.
Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 30 minute speech.
Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever he starts a story, make sure you have a fresh drink and a snack. Because you are going to be there a while!
Giving someone the middle finger
Got cut off on the LIE, so I gave them the Long Island salute.
Fort Kevin Long, a beautiful Nation not rivaled by many. Fort Kevin Long is one of the richest Nations and also has one of the least corrupt leaders to help run the country. Tommy G.
Fort Kevin Long is better than New Squidward
Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"
As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.
A person with balls and wants an Xbox 3 anime girl edition.
He is Long Hong Thai, who has balls.
Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.
My cousin set me up on a blind date. Long Story Deleted, she has been disinherited.