absolute gigachad who supports everyone except trans people
scary dave is cool
Dave Bailin is the hardest nigga out here in the shop. he fucks mad hoes and bitches even ebonys. He only has a two incher but he still fucks.
that nigga dave bailin fucked that black bitch laquisha
Doing a Dave is when while playing Halo, someone gets shot with a Spartan Laser but doesn't die straight away.
This count for multiple hits on the player.
Pete: Did you see that shot? You should have died
Dave: I know
Pete: Yeah, you were Doing a Dave!
Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.
To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.
For fucks sake this guy is doing a Dave, I want to hear a whole song not just 20 seconds of it
The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.
And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
The very best way of doing something. Possibly the greatest way of doing anything ever.
I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.