Fort Kevin Long, a beautiful Nation not rivaled by many. Fort Kevin Long is one of the richest Nations and also has one of the least corrupt leaders to help run the country. Tommy G.
Fort Kevin Long is better than New Squidward
Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"
As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.
A person with balls and wants an Xbox 3 anime girl edition.
He is Long Hong Thai, who has balls.
When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.
A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
When the men and women from come together into a giant line, plant themselves on a road and then they all spread open their asscheeks far and wide forming a massive mile-long cheek-opened line of people in form of protest.
holy fuuck dude i just saw a Mile-Long Spread
Pouring a beer off of an apartment balcony or any elevated surface into the mouth of a passerby below while yelling "long distance chug!"
Yo, look out below! Long distance chug!!
Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.
My cousin set me up on a blind date. Long Story Deleted, she has been disinherited.