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A guy who has committed a weird or dumb crime or a guy who is just weird and does weird things
One of my classmates grew up to be a Florida Man
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The act of ejaculating in both optic regions, and thereby impairing vision/judgment. Henceforth the ejaculator (male) is no longer visible, and can exit without detection as the hopeless blind sticky-eyed victim (female) fumbles to clear the affected/infected optic regions. Successful execution of the invisible man can lead to eye pregnancy, or birth of blind/deformed fatherless offspring.
Doctor, I was the invisible man(ed) last night.
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The tan that a male with thick and full facial hair receives from prolonged exposure from the sun. Shaving one's facial hair after being in the sun for a long time results in a pale area on the face where the facial hair was prior to shaving.
Any tan outline that results from shaving facial hair after getting enough sun show a visible difference in skin color causes the individual to have a "man tan"
Friend: Looks like you got a lot of sun today!
You: Yeah I did! I'm going to go shave my face now, so I can show off my man tan.
Friend: Is a man tan is a good thing??
You: Duh! Just wait until you see my man tan, you'll be like: Winning!
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What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.
I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.
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This is self-descriptive, isn't it? If a man is so fat that he needs a bra, he got man titties! If a man got titties, it's time to lay off the ice cream and start doing push-ups!
Put your damn shirt on, Bob! I don't wanna look at those nasty man titties!
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The Super-human Super Hero from the hit television show "DOUG"
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What you say when someone says or does something stupid.
Originally seen on Football Night in America.
Can be elongated or stretched out if quote/action is incredibly stupid. i.e. cooommmme oooonnnn, mmaaaaannnnn.
Tim: "Do you think that coke machine accepts pennies?"
Me: "Come On, Man."
Jeff: *playing basketball, shoots an airball when his teammates were open.
Teammates: "Come On, Man!"
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